Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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