It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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