Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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