please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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