Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
her vagine was all disorganized.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
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