You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
everyone is single if you try hard enough
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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