i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Who died my cat blue again?
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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