Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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