If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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