girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
How external is "for external use only"?
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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