I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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