at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
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