i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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