I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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