Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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