I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
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