Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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