its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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