There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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