yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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