and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
She bit a glass in half.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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