It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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