by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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