omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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