Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
You know, be my cock's hype man.
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Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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