I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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