How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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