My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
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