The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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