I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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