Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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