I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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