Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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