erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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