so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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