please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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