South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
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