How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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