oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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