someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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