batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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