i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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