I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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