question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
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