ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Be still, my beating vagina.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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