Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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