dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I believe in your delicious
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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