So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
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