I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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