Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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