I want to stick my p in your. b.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Boobs speak an international language.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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